If you wanna get up there, you’re gonna need a ride.


hurrdurrwaffle:

Anne Hathaway, ladies and gentlemen.


jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression


deadliftsandbeer:

livelovelaughandlift:

Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good.

Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.


rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You


nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image


dggeoff:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

image

Oh bother.

im deleting this fucking website


guy:

7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs



Just fuck it right enough, that’s it
You’ll still go on, well, for a bit
Another day of utter shit

And then there were none